They did what the legendary Jedi Knights and the Dark Knight could not: raise Hollywood out of its box office slump! With us today are the Fantastic Four's leader Mr. Fantastic and the ever-lovin' blue-eyed Thing.
"Don't forget me."
Who said that?
"Me. The Invisible Woman."
There's that voice again.
"Never mind."
Here's what Mr. Fantastic had to say about the biopic depicting the fateful journey into space that turned scientist Reed Richards, pilot Ben Grimm, Sue and Johnny Storm into the superheroes they are today: "Of course, this had the highest possible potential to succeed with today's audiences. I made a few tests, and it seemed to stimulate the right potions of the brain, provoking relaxing emotions throughout the person."
"In other words," interrupted the Thing. "It makes you laugh. It makes you cry. And there's plenty of clobberin', too."
The popular biopic has already made over 50 million dollars on its opening weekend, higher than the execs at Fox expected.
"You could say we clobbered the competition," stated a smug Thing.
When asked what the Fantastic Four will do with their share of the profits, Mr. Fantastic had this to say, "As you are well aware, most of our income comes from the revenue generated from my patents. We hope to donate all the profits from the movie to our favorite charities here in New York City."
And that's what makes them truly heroic.
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