Thursday, June 02, 2005

Eyes No Show One Million

It's June, and "EYES," the stylish series starring Tim Daly, is still not being aired on ABC. According to the TV Guide, it will continue to not be broadcasted next week as well.

Sources from ABC have cited "being extremely evil" as the reason behind this move, and that Ian McDiarmid, former Scottish actor and current Emperor of the Galactic Empire, was in charge of scheduling. Replacing "Eyes" will be a new reality show starring fallen Jedi Darth Vader.

When asked for a comment, Vader shouted, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" as he lurched from the operating table.

1 comment:

blueguitar said...

So now that there is no "Eyes" on TV, do you feel sort of sickly... like you may not continue living because you have no will to go on? Or maybe do you sense that there is still some good in ABC? Naah, if they were good they'd keep interesting shows and get rid of "watching paint dry" reality shows which combine home improvement and reality TV. ugh